Tuesday, June 3, 2025

Join Our Enchanted Bridegroom Aftermath Program Today!

 Have you recently confessed your undying love to a monstrous figure of some sort? Did he then transform into an attractive human man? Is he severely traumatized? We’re here to help!

Many women, in the immediate aftermath of a curse-breaking, expect to live a romantic life of luxury and ease with their dashing Prince Charming. But your Prince Charming has PTSD. Yes, I’m talking to you. Because they all have PTSD. Coming out of an animal transformation is no joke.

Here are just a few of the issues to be on the lookout for as he adjusts:

  • Disassociation

  • Dysphoria

  • General confusion about identity

  • Sensory overload

  • Other processing difficulties

  • Large gaps in education

  • Large gaps in social development

  • Large gaps in physical development

  • Codependency

  • Trust issues

  • Fear of intimacy due to previous trauma

  • Depression

  • Heightened anxiety

  • Attachment difficulties

  • Trouble setting boundaries

  • Trouble understanding boundaries

  • Trouble understanding age appropriate behavior

  • Trouble understanding species appropriate behavior

  • Difficulties with nutritional intake

  • Agoraphobia

  • Insomnia

  • Anger issues

We understand that all of this can be a lot, and it wasn’t what you were expecting. But remember, your Prince is suffering a lot more than you are, and he desperately needs your support.

We are proud to offer several options to support you in supporting him, from talk therapy to basic education modules on a wide range of topics, including but not limited to:

  • How to walk

  • How to read

  • How to write

  • How to use a fork

  • Basic arithmetic

  • Basic etiquette

We will gladly work with you to address any gaps in knowledge or skills lost to prolonged change in form. We also offer customized history and science lessons based on your Prince’s education level at time of curse, and the duration of his curse. Did he spend ninth grade social studies and health class living in a cave? We can help. Did he spend two hundred years isolated in an enchanted palace, missing numerous wars and major scientific advancements? We can help with that, too.

Call 1-800-XXX-XXXX today to speak with a representative about your Prince’s custom-tailored adjustment plan.

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